MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery = The study of paintings
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria
Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Dilate = To live long
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff = A doctor's cane
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Higher than day rates
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery
Seizure = Roman emperor
Tablet = A small table
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = One plus one more