"Лучшие" названия песен в стиле Country

[juzy]

Всё это реально существующие песни. Названия переводите сами - иначе будет неинтересно!

[juzy]

All I Want From You (Is Away)
All My Exes Live In Texas
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
An Old Flame Can't Hold A Candle To You
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Bubba Shot The Jukebox
Bubba's Inconvenience Store
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
Cow Cow Blues
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Cow Cow Strut
Did I Shave my Legs for This? by Deana Carter
Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer
Don't Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes at Me
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon
Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)
Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles
Feelin' Single and Seein' Double
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Git Up Off'n the Floor Hannah (a Bitter New Year's Eve)
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance
He's got a Way with Women...and He's Just got Away with Mine
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)
High Cost of Low Living
Hog Sloppin' Time in the Hollow
Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
How Come My Dog Don't Bark (When You Come Around)?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?
I-95 Asshole Song
I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Don't Do Floors
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
I Got Through Everything But The Door
I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "
I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love
I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer
I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
I Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Went Out On A Limb and Fell Off the Family Tree
I Wish I Were A Lesbian
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You
If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo!
If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train
If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me
If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Leave Me I'm Gone
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Time
If You're Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right
If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure
I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
I'm Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail
I'm In Love With A Capital U
I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna be a Diamond Someday)
I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
I'm Under The Table Over You
Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?
It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
I've Been Carrying a Torch for You so Long that it's Burned a Great Big Hole in my Heart
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse
I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn
I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night
I've Heard that Tear Stained Monologue You do There by the Door Before You Go
It Ain't Easy Being Easy
It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn't Take Him Long
It's Not the High Cost of Living, It's the Cost of Living High
I've Got Those Feed 'Em In The Morning, Change 'Em, Feed 'Em In the Evenin' Blues
I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love

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Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"
Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
Legendary Chicken Fairy
Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial
Make Me Late For Work Today
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, cuz I'm a Little Boulder There
Messed Up In Mexico, Living On Refried Dreams
Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
My Give-A-Damn Is Broken
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Lips Want to Stay (But My Heart Wants to Go)
My Phone Ain't been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn't You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Nashville Rash
Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)
Nobody Wants to Play Rhythm Guitar Behind Jesus
No Way, Conway (I Ain't Gonna Twitty Tonight)
Occasional Wife
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There)
Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same
Out of My Head and Back in My Bed
Overlonely and Underkissed
Pardon Me, I've Been Pardoned
Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
Phantom Of The Opry
Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down
Poultry Promenade
Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox When I Die
Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Written by Dennis Linde
Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
Refried Dreams
Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There)
Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime
She Dropped me in Denver So I Had a Whole Mile to Fall
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues)
Skillet Full of Crisco
Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
That "It's All Over" Feeling (All Over Again)
The Alcohall of Fame
The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side
The Last Word in Lonesome is Me
The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
The Old Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On Truckin' Cafe"
The Pint Of No Return
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
There's A Tear In My Beer
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
This Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad
This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through
Tight Fittin' Jeans
Timber... I'm Fallin In Love
Trainwreck Of Emotion
Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
Warm Beer and Cold Kisses
Warm Beer Cold Women
We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark
We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me
When the Lightning Struck the Coon Creek Party Line
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
Which Way Do I Go (Now That I'm Gone) ?
Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For?
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
Yard Sale
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins')
You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
You Done Changed my Lifestyle
You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!
You Done My Brain In
You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
You Done The Wrong Woman Wrong
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart
80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper
800 Pound Jesus

[Val]

I-95 Asshole Song и все прочее - с трудом перевожу.
Даже Cow Cow Blues точно не скажу. Коровистая корова? Самый коровий блюз/ страдания/ тоска/грусть?

Как небрежно с Иисусом обращаются....

[Amethyst]

Коровистая корова

нельзя так смешить человека, который собирается спать))

[Val]

А я там, конечно, над многими названиями поржала, не могу даже писать, что посмеялась.)))
Как не понять, понимаю интуитивно. Не думала, что они так выражают некоторые вещи.)))

[Amethyst]

Я сейчас не в состоянии переработать всю эту информацию, поэтому читаю урывками.
Вот еще повеселило - My Lips Want to Stay (But My Heart Wants to Go) (досл. Мои губы хотят остаться (А сердце мое хочет уйти)))

[juzy]

Вот тексты некоторых песен...

Fred Campbell
I-95 Asshole Song

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

***

Jello Biafra
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?

I saw you sittin' there
I was tryin' not to stare
I wasn't sure if it was you
I didn't know just what to do

Chorus
Are you drinkin' with me jesus
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me jesus
Would you buy a friend a beer

As i nestled on my barstool
I felt your warmness within
I looked down at my pants
That wasn't warmness
I wet myself again

Chorus

Does your head pound, jesus
As hung over you do rise
How does paradise look, jesus
Through holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a cab home jesus
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer

Are you drinkin' with me jesus
I can't see you very clear

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Phil Alexander
How did you Get So Ugly Overnight

Take my hand, we'll go upstairs
T'was a good night on the pull
You're the perfect girl for me
'Cause we're both so beautiful

When I wake up by your side
By the early morning light
And I'm wond'ring how the hell
You got so ugly overnight

Don't know where the make-up's gone
I was scared that you'd been shot
With a double-barrelled shotgun
'Cause last night, you looked so hot

When my hangover has gone
And my brain's in gear, I might
Just about work out how you
Got so damn ugly overnight

Like a feminine King Kong
Something out of Abu Graibh
Now some devil-demon horror
But last night you were a babe

Sneak away, and I'll be gone
But you wake, and shriek with fright
'Cause you can't believe that I
Got so ugly overnight

So you're asking, how did I
Get so ugly overnight?

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Kenny Chesney
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy

***

Loretta Lynn
You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

You're the reason I'm a-ridin' 'round on recapped tyres.
An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on walls.
An' you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
Ah but looks ain't everything,
And money ain't everything.
But' I love you just the same.

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop.
An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
Oh, but looks ain't everything,
And money ain't everything.
But' I love you just the same.

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need.
'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed.

And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone.
And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb.
An' you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlins'.
Ah but looks ain't everything,
And money ain't everything.
But' I love you just the same.

Conway, why in the devil don't you gon and shave an' put on a clean pair of pants?

Loretta, look at yourself.
I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair an' go put on a little bit of make up.
An' get out of the housecoat before supper.

Ha! Well let me tell you somethin', Conway.
Considerin' everything I went through today, I look like a movie star.

Yeah, Ruth Cassidy!

Thank you.

Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of our family anyway.

Oh they did, huh? What about the one's that's bald?

Well, I guess you might say they took after me.

***

Strait George
80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper

You ain't never fell as far as when you fall in love
Except the fall you take when you've been loved and given up
When you have your heart and soul rubbed into the dirt
An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will take away the hurt

Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper
And I'll start feeling I forgot her
Get a little loose and lose her memory
And I won't think I'm close to dying
Because it dries up all my crying
An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free

It ain't easy losing love although it's turned out bad
All at once you're turning off old feelings you once had
But I found a helping hand right here in my hand
And 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will help me take 'em out

Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper
And I'll start feeling I forgot her
Get a little loose and lose her memory
And I won't think I'm close to dying
Because it dries up all my crying
An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free

[Val]

Strait George_80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper такая симпатичная по трогательности, в моём переводе.
А 80= 80 градусное спиртное? Если так, то почему не чистый спирт, 96?

[juzy]

А 80= 80 градусное спиртное?

Нет - обычная родная сорокаградусная. Их proof и наш градус относятся 2/1...

[Val]

Скачала Strait George_80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper

[juzy]

Скачала Strait George_80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper

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[Val]

Спасибо за ссылку. Но пока это мне не доступно.

Трудно переводить кантри, мне так кажется. Такое знакомое, но как сказать по-русски, сохранив английское...